The Dating Dictionary
in a funny way

ATTRACTION - the act of associating horniness with a particular
person.

LOVE AT 1st SIGHT - what occurs when two extremely horny, but not
entirely choosy people meet.

DATING - the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time,
and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't
especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less
in the future.

BIRTH CONTROL - avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as
swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom,
and dating repulsive men or spending time around children.

EASY - a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals
of a man.

PRIG - a term used to describe a woman who wants to stay virgin
until married.

EYE CONTACT - a method utilized by a single woman to communicate
to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to
do so, many woman have difficulty looking a man directly in the
eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the
fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

FRIEND - a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who
has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally
unappealing.

INDIFFERENCE - a woman's feeling towards a man, which is
interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."

INTERESTING - a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him
do all the talking.

IRRITATING HABIT - what the endearing little qualities that
initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few
months together.

LAW OF RELATIVITY - how attractive a given person appears to be
is directly proportional to how unattractive your date is.

NYMPHOMANIAC - a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex
more often than he does.

FRIGID - a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex less
often than he does, or who requires more foreplay than lifting
her nightgown.

SOBER - condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in
love.

NAG - a man's term for a woman who wants more to her life with
him than just intercourse.

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